Nigatola University of Engineering and Technology N U E T
Where Degrees Are Optional, Humour Is Mandatory
About NUET
Founded in the mythical year of 2024, Nigatola University of Engineering and Technology stands as a beacon of innovative education where traditional learning meets modern procrastination techniques.
Our state-of-the-art campus features cutting-edge nap pods, advanced meme laboratories, and the world's first Department of Strategic Procrastination.
Our Departments
Meme Engineering
Advanced study of viral content creation, joke optimization, and comedy algorithms. Prerequisites: Sense of humor (optional).
Chillonomics
Economics of relaxation, market analysis of comfort zones, and the supply-demand dynamics of weekend vibes.
Procrastination Science
Scientific approach to deadline management, optimal delay strategies, and the art of "I'll do it tomorrow".
Banter Studies
Academic research into witty conversations, roast methodologies, and professional-level friendly banter techniques.
Tea & Biscuit Applications
Engineering the perfect brew, biscuit dunking physics, and applications in workplace productivity enhancement.
Advanced Napping
Power nap optimization, sleep scheduling, and the theoretical framework of "5 more minutes".
Research Highlights
Research Statistics
Ongoing Projects
The Science of Strategic Napping
Investigating optimal nap durations for maximum productivity avoidance.
In Progress (Since 2019)Meme Propagation Algorithms
Mathematical modeling of viral content spread across social platforms.
Pending ApprovalCaffeine Optimization Engine
AI-powered system for perfect coffee-to-productivity ratios.
Beta TestingAdmission Information
Entry Requirements
- ✅ Ability to laugh at yourself
- ✅ Basic understanding of internet culture
- ✅ Willingness to question everything
- ❌ Previous academic achievements (discouraged)
- ❌ Serious attitude (strictly prohibited)
Next Exam In:
Time's Up! (As Always)
Events & Calendar
Featured Events
Annual Meme Olympiad 2025
Competitive meme creation, judged by our AI overlords.
Virtual Reality LabProcrastination Workshop
Learn advanced techniques in deadline avoidance. (Postponed indefinitely)
WhereverTea & Biscuit Symposium
Scientific discourse on optimal dunking methodologies.
Faculty LoungeCampus Life
What Our Alumni Say
"NUET taught me the science of strategic napping. I now manage a team of 50 while getting 12 hours of sleep daily."
"The Meme Engineering program changed my life. My TikToks now get 10M+ views and I've revolutionized internet humor."
"Tea & Biscuit Applications taught me precision. I now run the most successful chai stall in the city. Perfect dunking every time!"
Get In Touch
Visit Our Campus
Nigatola, Dhaka, Bangladesh
(GPS coordinates: 23.8103° N, 90.4125° E)
+880-1234-567890
admissions@nuet.edu.bd